00:00 Welcome back to Whatever This Is Podcast,

00:02 where we talk about marriage chickens

00:03 and why Wi-Fi never works when we need it.

00:06 It's mostly because you have 47 tabs open.

00:09 Okay, first of all, those are important tabs.

00:11 They're UGC scripts, chicken feed orders,

00:14 Amazon returns, you know, survival.

00:16 You don't need five comparison charts to buy bird treats.

00:19 Yes, I do. I'm a bird mom. I research.

00:22 Meanwhile, I just click Add to Cart.

00:25 Exactly. That's how we ended up with 200 zip ties

00:28 and no light bulbs.

00:29 Prepared for anything?

00:32 A zip tie emergency?

00:34 You never know when something needs securing.

00:37 Like your ego when I beat you at solitaire?

00:41 Oh, okay. We're moving on.

00:45 Marriage tip of the day.

00:46 Marry someone who balances you.

00:48 Or at least someone who shares the Wi-Fi password.

00:53 See you next episode.